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by You Can't Call It "It"! on August 31, 2010

The most delectable birth announcements were in the London Telegraph.  One in particular gave the first and middles for little Ignatius and all his brothers:

Ignatius Mungo, brother to the gorgeous Atticus Monty, the beautiful Octavius Kit, and the precious Ptolemy Ned. Deo Gratias.

Perhaps a little over the top, but I eat this sort of thing up with a spoon!  The birth of a little Unity does surprise me, as this name is so directly associated with Nazi sympathizer Unity Mitford of the famed Mitford sisters.

Love the Gaelic, Gallic, and Greek influences.  The three and four name combos are glorious.  Are they pretentious?  Maybe not, if you have nothing to pretend.

Ladies

Aisla Isabel Knowles

Alice Davinia Fox

Arabella Plum

Bronte Caroline Casati

Cecily Mary

Christabel Mary Alice

Clemency Rose

Clementine Florence Marguerite

Clover Lulu Crista

Constantina Abigail Hope

Daphne Olga Amelie

Donald Fergus Ralph

Eliza Miranda Rosemary

Esme Lark

Florence Ivy Fay

Freya Hermonie

Grais Bridget

Hazel Beatrice Clara Adelaide

Hebe Emily

Henrietta Daphne Mabel

Henrietta Evelyn Melveena

Hermine Halcyon Margaret Isabel

Ione Patricia Catherine

Isabella Allegra Jessica and Jemima Alice India

Loveday Celestine Primrose Kennedy

Luella Helen Willa

Marie-Sixtine Alice Verity

Matilda Daisy Margery

Matilda Rafferty Rose

Olivia Alexandra Caroline Limbrick

Orla Eleanor Veronica

Ottilie Ruby, a sister for twins, Lettice and Edith

Poppy Grace MacLeod

Poppy Mary Alexandria

Rosalyn Mairead

Ruby Sybil

Sylvie June

Tamla Ann

Thisbe Georgina Grace and Willow Martha Phoenix

Unity May Parker


Lads

Alasdair Lorne Leonardo

Albert Bede Geronimo

Algernon Frederick Hanson

Arthur Alexander Wolfe

Arthur Frederick George

Baxter Thomas James

Finnan Christopher O’Brien

Francis James Archibald

Frederick Arthur Le Blanc

Freddy Tristram

Gabriel Fyfe

George Digby Peter

George Theo Henry

George William Vincent

Gus Samuel

Hamish James Paul

Hector Charles

Hugo Maynard Alexander

Hugo Richard Viareggio

Ignatius Mungo

John Innes Archie

Magnus Ronald John

Maximilian Pierre George

Oscar Stewart Jon

Reginald James Parry

Rex Patrick Wood

Rory Sinclair Willasey

Rory William John

Rufus James Kipp

Sebastian Christopher William

Thomas Gwilym Collins

Thomas Maximillian Neame

Wilfred Rocky Otto

Winston Peter

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1 Nina August 31, 2010 at 11:53 am

Love these, especially:

Cecily Mary
Arabella Plum
Marie-Sixtine Alice Verity
Matilda Daisy Margery
Thisbe Georgina Grace

and almost all of the boys, one of whom has obviously been (mis)placed in the girls’ list.

Oh! Unity’s full name was

Unity Valkyrie Mitford

She was rumored to have given birth to Adolf Hitler’s love child.

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2 D.Beth August 31, 2010 at 12:04 pm

I absolutely swoon everytime I see Arabella Plum. I absolutely love it.

Also great:
Esme Lark
Clemency Rose
Hazel Beatrice Clara Adelaide (although Hazel Beatrice and Clara Adelaide would make an amazing sister set also)

And Hugo! Sebastian! Finnan! I love Telegraph birth announcements.

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3 Patricia August 31, 2010 at 12:27 pm

I love the Telegraph names too…but many would not fit well on an American child. Ignatius, Atticus and Octavius? As for “The three and four name combos are glorious. Are they pretentious? Maybe not, if you have nothing to pretend.” I’d guess in some cases these names truly are pretentious. And who — and when — is that dowdy matron pushing a pram? ;-) Perhaps merely a memory of the England that was?

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4 Patricia August 31, 2010 at 4:10 pm

I read this post rather quickly and missed the fourth brother Ptolemy. Those names sounded so familiar that I just checked the Telegraph and found the announcement for Ptolemy 2 years ago. I wondered at that time if perhaps the boys had the nicknames Ticky (Att1cus), Tavy (Oct@vius) and Tolly (Pt0lemy). ;-) And now here is Ign@tius: Iggy? Natty?

So who names their sons such classical names? Academics? “Hipsters?” Google links provided a few clues: Dad is an enterprise architect and competitive long distance runner and football enthusiast; Mum seem to be a serious swimmer and her many listed FB interests/”Likes” give an impression of her. Both of their facebook profile pictures show a photo of that parent with the three oldest boys on a rooftop in London — nice looking little guys. But no hint of why M@rk and Rebecc@ “Bec” choose these lengthy, grandiose names for their sons (except that Mum went to a Catholic convent secondary school and wasn’t Ignatius a pope?) or what they call their sons at home. Maybe by their middle names? Monty, Kit, Ned and Mungo do seem more workable when calling them for dinner!

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5 Stephanie August 31, 2010 at 12:54 pm

I heart Florence Ivy Fay!

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6 Kim W August 31, 2010 at 1:21 pm

I love Plum in the middle spot! Could an American pull that off?

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7 Awkward Turtle August 31, 2010 at 2:39 pm

Gasp! I saw that announcement and planned on posting it in the comments here. Creepy. I hope they have more kids.

I love love love Christabel Mary Alice.

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8 Belle August 31, 2010 at 2:48 pm

I love them all!

Interesting to see three middle names, hopefully this will make two mn’s appear less taboo!

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9 The Foxymoron August 31, 2010 at 4:25 pm

Oh thank goodness, I have been craving a Telegraph round-up for a while now!! I am not salivating as much as I used to at these names, sadly. Perhaps I am used to them now, or perhaps this is just not as stunning a selection as previous ones that included names like Matilda Florence Ophelia, Violet Ottoline, Theodora Elise, Ottilie Alice and Arabella Imogen May. I totally adore those.

Wilfred Rocky Otto is such an incongruous mash of names!

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10 eliza August 31, 2010 at 4:29 pm

how do you pronounce Ottilie?? Is it /Oh-till-ee/? if so i love it! any background info on it?

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11 Awkward Turtle September 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm

It’s a female form of Otto (meaning riches). I say it Ot-il-ee. I’m bad at writing out pronounciation, so I’m not sure if that makes sense.

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12 Sam August 31, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Arabella Plum
Cecily
Clemency Rose
Clementine Florence Marguerite
Clover
Constantina
Daphne Olga Amelie
Eliza Miranda Rosemary
Esme Lark
Florence Ivy Fay
Freya Hermonie
Hazel Beatrice Clara Adelaide
Hebe Emily
Henrietta Daphne Mabel
Henrietta Evelyn
Luella Helen Willa
Matilda Rafferty Rose
Orla Eleanor Veronica
Ottilie Ruby, a sister for twins, Lettice and Edith
Poppy Mary Alexandria
Ruby Sybil

Arthur Alexander Wolfe
Arthur Frederick George
Baxter Thomas James
Freddy
George Digby
George Theo Henry
Hugo Maynard Alexander
Magnus
Maximilian Pierre George
Oscar
Sebastian

Ignatius Mungo, Atticus Monty, Octavius Kit and Ptolemy Ned: Oh wow, LOVE THEM. I hope they continue to have kids and get a few girls in there too!

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13 Patricia August 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm

As I commented above, I have a hunch that parents Mark, a regular sort of guy who enjoys sport, and “Bec” don’t actually call their *four* sons by their lengthy, classical names, but by nicknames or the boys’ much shorter middle names (which are stylistically quite different from their first names).

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14 Violet August 31, 2010 at 11:31 pm

My favorites (though I don’t dislike any of them):

Cecily Mary
Clementine Florence Marguerite
Daphne Olga Amelie
Eliza Miranda Rosemary
Esme Lark
Florence Ivy Fay
Hazel Beatrice Clara Adelaide
Henrietta Daphne Mabel
Jemima Alice India
Matilda Daisy Margery
Ottilie Ruby
Sylvie June
Thisbe Georgina Grace

Alasdair Lorne Leonardo
Arthur Alexander Wolfe
Arthur Frederick George
Frederick Arthur Le Blanc
George Theo Henry
Winston Peter

I have to ask, though – is Donald Fergus Ralph a boy or girl (you have it listed under “Ladies”…)?

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15 vomiting September 2, 2010 at 3:54 am

Donald is certainly a boy as per the birth announcement – I’d say this is just a copy/paste mistake. ;)

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16 Christina Fonseca September 1, 2010 at 12:53 am

My faves:

Eliza Miranda Rosemary

Orla Eleanor Veronica

Poppy Mary Alexandria

Rosalyn Mairead

Thisbe and Willow for twins

Sebastian Christopher William

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17 Meryl September 1, 2010 at 1:01 am

Esme Lark and Arabella Plum OMG LOVE these names!

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18 Sebastiane September 1, 2010 at 1:03 pm

These are definitely noteworthy:

Alice Davinia Fox
Arabella Plum
Bronte Caroline
Christabel Mary Alice
Clemency Rose
Clover Lulu Crista
Constantina Abigail Hope
Daphne Olga Amelie
Esme Lark
Hazel Beatrice Clara Adelaide
Isabella Allegra Jessica and Jemima Alice India
Loveday Celestine Primrose-great pairing
Marie-Sixtine Alice Verity
Ottilie Ruby-don’t like Lettice or Edith though
Poppy Mary Alexandria
Ruby Sybil
Sylvie June
Tamla Ann
Thisbe Georgina Grace and Willow Martha Phoenix-awesome! Thisbe is darling

Albert Bede Geronimo-love this combination! I am excited to see a Bede
Algernon Frederick
Arthur Alexander Wolfe
Gabriel Fyfe
George Theo Henry
Hamish James Paul
Hector Charles
Hugo Maynard Alexander
Ignatius Mungo
Maximilian Pierre George
Oscar Stewart Jon
Rex Patrick Wood
Rufus James Kipp

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19 vomiting September 2, 2010 at 3:56 am

I love them all. Love them. The names don’t seem pretentious to me. ‘Pretentious’ names in my mind are more ridiculous, things like Princess and Lady in the fn spot.

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20 Bleu September 3, 2010 at 1:14 pm

I am from the European “continent” and have lived in England for 10 years (I have also placed a birth announcement in the Telegraph myself); here is my take:

The first names are good, meaning legitimate and unusual, for the most part. I’m not to keen on some of the combos, but the middle name(s) seldom get used anyway.
Loveday is best when it’s a family name and tucked into the middle name spot whereas Celestine is gorgeous; I hope she goes by that.
The sibset listed in the beginning *is* pretentious… they would even stand out (in a bad way) in Eton, or at Cambridge University. If you don’t have anything to prove, you don’t choose names that demonstrate how “exceedingly” much you have read and that you speak Latin and Greek — or can read them in translation, more likely. I am sure the kids are very sweet, but if I received an email signed Ignatius or Ptolemy my first thought would be “pretentious parents” not “well-educated parents”.

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21 Marie September 8, 2010 at 7:14 am

Ottily Ruby is lovely but her sister… Lettice. Really?

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22 Lily September 17, 2010 at 3:08 am

I know. I adore Ottilie and Edith to pieces, but Lettice never ceases to remind me of lettuce!

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23 Lily September 17, 2010 at 3:07 am

Gosh, the Telegraph is fun to waste time browsing. I really, really adore most of these names individually: Alice, Arabella, Clementine, Florence, Ivy, Freya, Hazel, Jemima, Matilda, Ottilie & Edith / Alasdair, James, Finnian, Henry, Hamish, Charles, Hugo, Oscar & Sebastian all show up quite regularly in my name lists :)

Let’s see if I can narrow the combos down to a Top 3 (..or 5)

Clementine Florence Marguerite
Jemima Alice India
Ottilie Ruby

Francis James Archibald
Maximilian Pierre George
Thomas Maximilian Neame

The only thing I have a problem with on the list is Rafferty on a girl? [Matilda Rafferty Rose]
:)

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24 Patricia September 17, 2010 at 9:04 am

Does anyone know what the dots and dashes in the Telegraph announcements indicate? Some examples:

a son, Harry Walter Sidney,.— a brother for George and Beatrix.

a daughter, Ella Persephone, a sister.—for Charlie and Evie.

to Juliane and Angus,.— a son, Jasper.

to Flavia and Jamie, a daughter,.—Matilda Isabella.

to Katie and Nick,.— twin daughters, Daisy Charlotte and Lucy Elizabeth, sisters for Georgie and Molly.

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