
Chemical Romancer Gerard Way and wife Lindsay “Lyn-Z” Ballato of the aptly named group Mindless Self Indulgence, welcomed their first child, a baby girl, yesterday.
Her name?
Bandit Lee.
Reminiscent of Felony, Murder, and Danger, “names” recently bestowed upon some poor undeserving infants, this one has a hint of mischief. It far surpasses celebrity children Pilot Inspektor and Bronx Mowgli in terms of a setback. Woe is the day she runs into Moxie Crimefighter.
Call me dense, but I just don’t get it. If they were looking for a name with edge, why not Io or Valeska? Or perhaps Bonnie, as in real life bandits Bonnie and Clyde? If you must, stick Bandit in the middle. Better yet, save it for an album title. Was it all a publicity stunt? What could be the motivation?
Maybe, just maybe, they actually went home with a Helen.

Above: Burt Reynolds in “Smokey and the Bandit.” Below, album cover, “Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge” by My Chemical Romance.



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Aptly named indeed! Haha.
Bandit would sound cute, I admit, on a tomboy cartoon character.
As strange as this may sound, it seems as though a lot of parents don’t see their infants as eventual real people, with personalities and professions. They’re just… pets, really.
Yep. I absolutely love the name. She’ll be taking over the world with her daddy, one acifier at a time.
As a big MCR fan, I’m disappointed, Bandit is absolutely terrible. I thought Gerard was smarter than that!
I can’t see why the couldn’t name her Elena, after Gerard’s grandmother, who the MCR song ‘Helena’ was about.
I know the Lee part is after her, as her name was Elena Lee Rush, but if you ask me they used the wrong part of the name!!
Oh well.
Well, I have to say, ITS THEIR CHILD!!! We will never know the real reason as to why they did, but they and even me, myself, would really hate it, if some one was making fun their kid’s name and their decision. I mean–yeah, she’s an individual but what if she grows up to LIKE her name, and keep it, instead of changing it or shunning it, I mean, she is famous because she has two rock stars for parents and doesn’t have to worry about anything, its REALLY nice to have a unique or some what different name, not just a generation of millions of “Helens” I mean seriously, you would hate it too if some one mde fun of your name, Your chosen name “Elsa” doesn’t seem so good either. If you were a true MCR fan, you would be happy for Gerard ANDhis baby! But yeah…whatever. This is why we barely hear news about Bandit, dumb articles like this and other media have a tendency to bash celeb’s reps for ages, and Gerard and Lyn-z doesn’t want this for their kid…I honestly don’t blame them! Bandit is pretty if you look opposite. Instead of looking at it as a criminal name, Bandit won’t have to worry about professions hough, but names don’t make up the professions, the person does.
Bandit is such an adorable name for a girl. Gerard is smart he didnt want her to get stuck with a common name. I am a HUGE fan of MCR im glad they chose that name(: ily gerard. Shontya
That’s like saying that ‘Criminal’ is an adorable ‘name.’ Oooh, look, it didn’t rate in the top 1000 – how unusual!
Bandit is NOT a name. It is a word with negative connotations. It’s ridiculous.
Bandit and criminal aren’t the same thing. =.= For one thing, Bandit is a much cuter name. For another, it’s very original and it grows on you.
Acutally, the first time I heard it I was like AWESOME! XD And lastly, it’s THEIR BABY. NOT YOURS. You keep your name opinions to yourself if you can’t be polite about it.
… And it also includes the jokename “Lee-way”. Niiice.
I’m a fan of MCR too, but Bandit Lee? Seriously? Do these people know she will have her name on everything, from her birth certificate to diplomas, proffesional card, her tomb? Do they know she’s a real person?
The saddest thing is, they could as well have named her Helena, like the famous MCR song (and Way’s late grandma).
Too much leeway for this bandit. Sorry.
Horrible. It would suit a boy a hair more. I would go by Lee. Or at least Andi.
When I saw the name, I thought, “OMG, they named their son Bandit.” When I read that they had welcomed a baby girl, I was just about speechless. I would definitely go by Lee or Andi!
If anyone of you were a TRUE MyChem fan, you’d be happy that Gerard and Lindesy has named THEIR child Bandit Lee Way. Gerard and Lindsey are different compared to other couples. They want to be different. So, names like Bandit, may suite them both. If no one likes it, then they are going to have to deal with it. It’s a shame how many MyChem ‘fans’ are complaing about her name. BE HAPPY!!!
your loving mistress,
B.B.B.Bellamy
Exactly…SO they named their daughter Bandit. I this it’s unique and I love it! Like B.B.B.Bellamy said they want to be different. If I had a daughter I would of done the same thing. Bandit is and unusual name and that’s the point. Honetslty a lot of people do not want to give theri child a common name so they go for something different. I know a girl who’s name is Lyric. It’s unusual but at the same time pretty. SO STOP COMPLAINING!GERARD WOULD BE UPSET IF HE READ THESE COMPLAINTS!!!!BE HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!
yeah, pretty much, stop complaining about the kid’s name. If you dont like the name, then when you have your kid, don’t name him/her Bandit. I bet if this couple weren’t two great rock stars, nobody would actually give a shit if they named they’re kid Bandit or Asshole. so yeah, it’s their life, don’t try to make them feel bad about their decision. If anything, you should be happy. Thats all. Especially the MCR and MSI fans. – jULIa
As has been pointed out, Bandit is synonymous with criminal. Not a great way to start out life. It’s not cute, it’s not adorable, it’s not funny. It’s bafflingly bad.
That’s what we do here, Julia. We analyze names. We do care about names. And yes, if they weren’t famous, we would still be very concerned about a little Bandit or an Asshole.
We’ll never stop complaining about names as long as people keep propagating these disasters!!! Why shouldn’t we care? Why don’t you?
Other posts focus on the positive, beautiful names out there if you want to move on.
WHY DONT YOU FOCUS ON YOUR SHIT INSTEAD OF OTHER’S NAMES, AND BANDIT ISNT A BAD NAME SO DONT SAY ITS LIKE NAMING YOUR KID ASSHOLE!…OR IS THAT YOUR NAME?
yeesh. i can’t believe people are freaking out so bad. Gerard and Lindsey have the right to name their baby whatever the f**k they want. and quite honestly, i think Bandit is an absolutely ADORABLE name for a girl!
I think it’s an adorable name, regardless if it’s Lyn-Z and Gee’s daughter or not.
This is probably the worst celebrity name ever. And there are some really bad ones out there… Poor thing.
WOW! note that obviously the Kira in my name is not referring to you. you are named after the Japanese lord of Death (if Kira is your real name) and you go criticizing the Bandit which is indeed a frikkin awesome name even if it means criminal. YEESH!
I don’t particularly care for the name, but I think it FITS them. I couldn’t imagine Gerard Way giving his child a normal name.
A lot of people say they should use Helena, but, as a writer, I would never want to use a name of a character on a child. And I doubt Gerard would want to use a name of a SONG.
i know that its a silly name. But it somehow makes sense, Gerard and Lindsy. To name her Bandit. It’s fits. i agree with R achel.
Bandit is pretty cute. But not for a baby girl!
It’s not that I’m complaining, but isn’t Bandit is like a criminal or something? What’s gonna happen when the girl grew up? There’s a possibility that she’ll be laughed at. Why can’t Gee just named her after his late grandmother. He wrote a song about her, why not name the baby after her?
the child’s name would be beautiful for everyone who knew the couple closely. one can’t judge why parents name their kids on one way or the other. what is sure is gerard and lindsey are happy to have their first daughter, bandit lee. nothing’s wrong with it actually. Why? do you ever asked your parents why they named you in such way?
After adjusting to the name, i’ve decided i quite like it. It just makes sense that gerard who has written concept songs about vampires, zombies and other such things would name his child something like this, if she doesn’t like it there are nicknames for a reason.
Gee wants her Kid to REBEL.
But whatever i bet she’s gonna be as cute as him.
i mean ‘his’ kid. sorry XP
XD
personally i think its great, both the parents are unique people so whats wrong with naming their daughter something unique? besides maybe when Bandits old enough she like the name. so why are people aven argueing about it? its the parents choice NOT yours. and hell i know a girl named Daijia(as in daijia vu) and she loves her name.
I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK! IM WITH YOU 100% I THINK ITS A COOL NAME!
I have bestowed upon two catfood-stealing raccoons the most obvious names — Rocky and Bandit.
i think its cute name. i love it ! its unique.
Despite the name being vastly unique, I think it is impractical for Gerard Way and Lyndsay Ballato to have named their child “Bandit”, which pretty much means “Criminal”. Although I love the band My Chemical Romance and wish them all the best in raising their first child, I just wish they had given their child a more “normal” name so she wouldn’t be ostracized later on. This is kind of like Nicholas Cage’s kid, who he named “Kel-El” after Superman. Who does that?
OKAY EVERYONE JUST NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! WEATHER YOUR A FAN OR NOT IF YOU DONT LIKE BANDITS NAME THEN SHUT THE HELL UP ITS GERARD AND LYN-Z PROBLEM NOT YOURS! IM A REAL BIG FAN OF MY CHEM AND GERARD AND I LIKE THE NAME EVEN THOUGH I DO THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED HERE HELENA BUT OH WELL PEOPLE CAN NAME THERE KIDS HOW EVER THEY WANT SO JUST WAIT FOR YOUR TURN…IF YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY GET LAID ENOUGH TO HAVE A BABY!
Holy Crap People Let them name their kid whatever THEY want Bandit does indeed mean criminal but it’s cute so what if you want the Bandit and Lee switched name your kid Lee Bandit Let their kid be name Bandit for the sake of it! GAWD people!i have a friend named after the Japanese lord of Death!
Oh, whoa. I’m digging in your archives, again, and came across this post. Dang, I’ve never had this kind of controversy in my comments. I’m jealous! Also, I too thought it was boy and am very surprised to see that little Bandit is a girl. Oh dear. Brings to mind Moxie Crimefighter, doesn’t it? Thing is, naming a kid something like this is selfish. The parents are not taking the child into consideration and the burden that might be placed on them with a name like Bandit, or Kel El, or Rebop or whatever.
I have a question completely unrelated to this post: How the heck am I supposed to pronounce Nevaeh? Is it Nee Vay? I thought that you, my guru, could solve this mystery for me.
xo
This really has gotten quite the reception, hasn’t it?
To answer your question Bliss, I believe it is usually nah-VAY-uh, though I have heard some mothers pronounce their daughters’ names ne-VAY, with two syllables.
omg ok my name was gonna be laura i look nothing like a damn laura im glad they named me alicia anywayz….
she is so cute i kindda expected it to be a non-normal name but omg she is so cute she is the luckiest baby in the whole world she is going to be so talented!!
I can’t believe you guys! Bandit is such a beautiful name, and very creative! I want to see what your parents named you! You are all horrible people, calling Gerard stupid for naming his child that! He can name her whatever the f**k he wants! Stay out of his life!
I think that it is a really cute name. I don’t understand the comments though. You say your a big fan, yet you trash the name that your “beloved” Gerard has given his daughter. Like some people said, it is their child. I’m surethat none of us will ever meet her, and it’s not our place to say. Yeah, everyone has opinions, but can’t some just shut the hell up and keep it to themselves? Different names are fun to have, my name is Honor and I haven’t had a problem with it. Yeah, she will grow up one day but people don’t hire or judge you because of your name. You make the name. The name doesn’t make you.
Exactly! It’s the person on the inside that matters, not a bunch of letters!
Also, I love your name, my name is Bandit so I just had to comment here lol.:DDD
unique names ftw!!;)
I’m a fan of My Chemical Romance mainly because they want to change the world and save people through their art, which is what I want to do. (I want to make animated movies) I’m a creative kind of person. I suppose Im a lot like Gerard. They aren’t just some band that screams worthless crappy lyrics with fake music. They have talent. And it’s hard to find talented bands and musicians nowadays. Anyways, everyone has their own opinion on the name Bandit. Bandit is my name. Bandit Eli, (pronounced Ban-Dit Ee-Lie) and Im a girl too. The name is OK, I don’t get teased for it, infact, people like the name because it’s different to the common names like Emily and John etc. When you’re in public and people say “hey Bandit over here”, sometimes older people stare and whisper, but it’s none of their buisness. Seriously, people should just let parents name their kids whatever they want. I love unique names. I like the names Sphinx and Griffin lol. At least she doesn’t have the middle name DANGER. :/ good luck to Gerard and Lyn-Z too.
To briefly revisit the issue:
It’s not my child, but it’s not THEIR name. It’s their child’s and they got to make a desicion for their child which, to be honest, they didn’t seem to think about much.
Privacy is a right not a privilege. you kids should know better. Don’t be rude. And don’t make references to minors…that would be gerards 2 year old child. BACK OFF. END.